The Perfect Valentines Gift

So I was thinking about Valentine's Day and remembering a Valentine's card that once was mine. It had an enormous bulldog on the front cover. And boy, was he ugly. And, of course, the verse inside said:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The bulldog next door
Reminds me of you

I'm pretty sure that it wasn't from my sweetheart. I was 6. Boys can be awful, can't they?

But Valentine's Day is all about their romantic side. I'm sure it's in there somewhere. ;)